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sea-monkeys and a bowlfull of happiness

I was browsing through the 1970's comics I mentioned yesterday, and was tickled pink to find this advert. I used to see it all the time in American comics and it totally fascinated me.

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I'd always loved the idea of little underwater people, but with eight-year-old scepticism, I thought the figures in the ad didn't look anything like monkeys and the company probably wasn't going to send me little people for a dollar. (It'd cost a few thousand dollars to get little people, at least. What a scam!) But the ad ran for years and years, and as a little American kid, I thought, well, they'd be sued if it was false advertising and it's gone on for so long... maybe they're real! Someone once said they thought they were little shrimp, not sea-monkeys, but I instantly wrote that off as unbearably boring, and anyway, the advert said they can even be trained and any ol' silly person knows you can't train shrimp.

I never did send in my dollar, but the question stuck with me for a long time, and sometimes when I went swimming in the sea, I wondered if I might get caught up in a shoal of sea-monkeys. I couldn't decide if this would be a marvellous thing - maybe they'd be cuddly, furry monkeys and be my friends and I could visit their underwater houses (the advert said they're so eager to please) - but maybe it'd be a bit too much and I woulnd't be able to get them off of me.

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crazycrone
May. 8th, 2009 07:06 am (UTC)
Ha, that ad was running when I was a kid!
jabberworks
May. 8th, 2009 07:10 am (UTC)
Didn't it make you wonder?!
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seussscat
May. 8th, 2009 08:00 am (UTC)
I bought sea-monkeys when I was at university. You used to be able to buy them from toy shops. They did become little i guess shrip like, when they got big enough they were fun to watch swimming round as for a while they were too small to see.
I even saw them have sex at some point. I can't remember what happened to them all in the end, I assume they died. I have them at least a year.

I like your picture of sea monkeys better :)

p.s. I never tried to train them, its more tricks in terms of how sea monkeys react to things rather than really training them.
jabberworks
May. 8th, 2009 08:12 am (UTC)
Oh wow, you bought them! I've just been on Google images, trying to figure out what they really look like. Here's one image I just pulled up from Flickr here.


But again, I am thinking this picture may not be entirely accurate.
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ginasketch
May. 8th, 2009 08:07 am (UTC)
Haha I love the bit where it says they can obey your every command.

"Mommy, why aren't the sea monkeys buying me ice cream?"
jabberworks
May. 8th, 2009 08:14 am (UTC)
Imagine all the lawsuits! I can't believe how much the concept of suing was ingrained into me as a kid. British kids didn't get that so much.
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phlebas
May. 8th, 2009 08:52 am (UTC)
The one on your ankle! So cute!
jabberworks
May. 8th, 2009 11:26 am (UTC)
Ha ha, thanks! I'm quite fond of the finger-nibbler. :-D
_w_o_o_d_
May. 8th, 2009 09:34 am (UTC)
I love the name "transcience corporation". Totally the right name for a company that would breed such creatures.
jabberworks
May. 8th, 2009 11:26 am (UTC)
You are so right! And writing to 'Unicorn House' is kind of appropriate, too.
cdave
May. 8th, 2009 09:52 am (UTC)
Sea Monkeys are something of an in joke in Narbonic.

I agree with the above commenters. Yours are awesome.
jabberworks
May. 8th, 2009 11:29 am (UTC)
Cheers, and thanks for the Narbonic tip!
wilburonline
May. 8th, 2009 10:25 am (UTC)
we looked after some for some friends for a while recently. they're kind of fun. trying to remember what they looked like... (not much like monkeys though i don't think -- more shrimp-like)

smashing drawing!
jabberworks
May. 8th, 2009 11:29 am (UTC)
Hmm, I am starting to think that maybe I should get some.
atomicyoghurt
May. 8th, 2009 11:06 am (UTC)
seamonkeys!
Wow I was only thinking yesterday about sea monkeys. Dan used to have some at work when he did his PhD and I was looking at their giant round bottomed flask we used as a tank (how geeky) thinking we should get some more.

I also had no idea what they were like. Turned out they were shrimpy, but quite fun. Never tried to train them (never noticed they were "so eager to please" either)! One of them had twins I think...

alx
jabberworks
May. 8th, 2009 11:31 am (UTC)
Re: seamonkeys!
Yeah, 'eager to please', where did they get that? And do they really LOVE attention? Too funny. That's awesome you're have the REAL SEA-MONKEY EXPERIENCE.
ext_138579
May. 8th, 2009 11:07 am (UTC)
Oooooh I clipped that ad out when I was tiny!!! In German, but it was exactly the same picture! The thing that made me doubt they were real was that they wree naked, I thought "No WAY I'd be allowed to grow naked little people in a jar!"
Oh, I want to meet a shoal of sea-monkeys now. I think...
jabberworks
May. 8th, 2009 11:31 am (UTC)
Naked people in a jar! The picture of them looks pretty scary, what if they escaped?
catboots
May. 8th, 2009 11:13 am (UTC)
that looks like an adorable way to drown
jabberworks
May. 8th, 2009 11:32 am (UTC)
Cuddled to death... argh!
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jabberworks
May. 8th, 2009 01:53 pm (UTC)
Oh no, I'm sad to hear they don't do tricks and stuff! Growing a frog sounds fun, though.
(Anonymous)
May. 8th, 2009 11:57 am (UTC)
It was the little crowns that got me! Those ads were the best. Did you ever order the x-ray specs or secret decoder ring?

love from Bridge
jabberworks
May. 8th, 2009 01:56 pm (UTC)
No, but I spent a long time looking at the ads! For some reason (maybe it was the sea monkeys), I was always suspicious of anything advertised in comics. But if it was advertised on the back of a cereal box... then well, that was okay! I got several cereal box goodies.
shadowofsummer
May. 8th, 2009 12:01 pm (UTC)
Oddly enough, drawn by comics legend Joe Orlando.
jabberworks
May. 8th, 2009 01:56 pm (UTC)
That's nuts! :-D Thanks!
cartilage
May. 8th, 2009 01:10 pm (UTC)
Like you, I found the distance between the advertised lifeform 'sea-monkey' (including, particularly, its name) and the actual fact of a tiny shrimp incredulous.

How is it that the reaction of thousands of children throughout the world wasn't simply '...they're not monkeys!'?
jabberworks
May. 8th, 2009 01:57 pm (UTC)
Yes, them not being monkeys would've been my biggest complaint!
mr_sadhead
May. 8th, 2009 03:40 pm (UTC)
I had an ant farm once. They all died, and I felt horrible. Later in life I found out that that's what ants do in an ant farm.
jabberworks
May. 8th, 2009 04:14 pm (UTC)
Oh! That is really rather tragic. I would feel horrible, too. :-(
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