getting a reality check ...co.uk

I was leafing through someone's discarded Metro newspaper on the train to the Bishop's Stortford award ceremony and spotted this advert under the celebrity gossip. I ripped it out and took it along with me.



The timing was just so odd, I couldn't tell if the advert was mocking, instructing or gently kidding me. On the way back, I tucked it into the presentation box of the hot-pink fountain pen I'd just won.