Stuart was on the Internet last night and called me over, in a sudden fit of consternation, to read a one-star review on Amazon of Morris the Mankiest Monster. People are generally very kind to children's books; if they don't like them, they just ignore them. So I was a bit disappointed for a second to lose the five-star ranking. But then I read the review, and it was just SO SCATHING that it made me burst out laughing.
Review: Lucky that I had this book delivered to me first before sending it off again as a present to the grandchildren ie their parents as intended. This way I had the chance to see and vet this 'children's book'. I am sure this book would have ruined our relationship and my reputation. It will not even end up in a charity shop.
Ha ha! Wow, the power to ruin a reputation, I'm impressed. As soon as I read that, I thought, Morris wouldn't care one bit. He's totally repulsive and proud of it. For every nine people who love Morris, there's always one who thinks it should practically be illegal. Too funny.

Hey, remember the recent Morris monster poetry competition? Well, there's another one! Stories on the Web is hosting a 'Create a Comic' competition? It's a subscription website, but if your library is listed here, you can pop into your local branch and ask for a password. (And it lists other ways to join Stories on the Web if your library isn't listed.) You can read a whole bunch of pages from the DFC Library there online, and win copies of DFC Library books Spider Moon, Monkey Nuts, Mo-Bot High and Vern and Lettuce.
If you're already subscribed, just go to Stories from the Web, enter your password and find the competition in the 7-11 section.
Last thing, a huge thanks to comics creator Emma Vieceli for all the hard work she's put into running MCM Expo Comics Village for the last few years! She's stepping down to take part in it purely as a comics creator now, and passing on the baton to the very capable Anna Petterson and Matthew Sheret. Great work, Emma! And hope you get lots done on that big stack of books you're working on! (Talk about major workload, Emma takes the cake.)
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I was wondering how it could be turned down my so many editors for just being WAY too disgusting, but be charming and delightful to all members of the public who read it. Morris is HORRIBLE.
That said, I did see one or two visitors to the Knitting and Stitching Show grimace and put it back VERY gingerly, as though they didn't want it to rub off on their hands.
Nick.
Great to see you the other day, um... how appropriate for this conversation... in the toilet! XD
So she missed the cover of the book, with the giant bogey? She thought 'manky' and 'monster' were the good, clean, wholesome sort?
Mind you, I did once buy a children's book for my niece, not realising before I read it that it was a picture book explaining why Granny and Grandad don't come around any more, but they still love you even if it's from a long, long, way away. To be fair, if they'd mentioned death in the synopsis or showed a coffin on the cover I might have got the gist. Now that gift really did have the potential to destroy my relationhip with her grandparents.